Subject: In regard to saving the whales
Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2006 22:35:15 -0400
I saw that you were looking for volunteers and I was wondering how I
can become the person who rides in the little inflatable boat and waves
the flag? There is nothing I would like more than feeling the sting
of the wintery ocean spray as I cut through the choppy North Atlantic
with my Earth-loving comrades. When we approach that whaling ship to
taunt and disrupt, I want to be the proud individual standing at the
helm, waving our flag for the world to see. I want to carry the flag
of cetacean freedom. Yes, I want to carry your flag of Greenland. I
really do not want to approach people on the street and ask them if
they have a minute for the environment. Where is the romance in that?
Being spit upon is no substitute for the sting of wintery ocean spray.
So, should the position of flag-waver open up, I would really like to
be considered. I figure it's an easy job to get since those people must
fall off the front of the boat all the time. Like the hundreds before
me who have waved the flag until their watery end, I want to lead the
charge upon oceanic murder. A resume is available upon request.